說明： "I do" 是婚禮時新郎新娘所說的「我願意」，寫笑話的人影射說出「我願意」是一件很難很難的事...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and drycleaners depressed?
- disbar v. 取消律師資格
- clergymen n. 牧師教士一類的神職人員
- defrock v. 除去神職
- denote v. 表示、預示
- derange v. 瘋狂的
- depose v. 罷免
- Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
- If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
- Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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