Monday, June 05, 2006

ENG Joke- Ponderings for Idle Moments

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?

- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

- Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

- When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
  • collide v. 碰撞(+with)

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