ENG Joke- Hedging His Bets

Father Sullivan was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

• minister v. 執行牧師的職務
  

"Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan.

• renounce v. 與..斷絕關係
  

"No," said the dying man.

"I say, renounce the devil and his works!"

"No," the man repeats.

"And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Father Sullivan.

"Because," said the dying man, "I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start annoying anybody."