Sunday, May 28, 2006

ENG Jokes- Rules of Chocolate

- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
  • preservative 防腐劑
- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
  • intake 吸收
- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
  • pantyhose = pantihose 褲襪
  • garment industry 成衣工業

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