Wednesday, May 31, 2006

ENG Jokes- How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

- Put on your headphones on whenever the boss comes into the office. Talk in a loud voice. Remove your headphones when he or she leaves.

- Grow mold in your coffee cup.
  • mold 黴菌
- When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get coffee.
  • mutter
    • v. 低聲咕噥 (That lady muttered to herself.)
    • n. 抱怨 (We heard a mutter with discontent.)
- Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

- Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
  • rhyming
    • a. 押韻的
    • n. 押韻
  • couplet n. 對句
- Install a set of buttons and lights in the arm of your chair.

- Talk into your daytimer.

- Put a picture of your mother on your business card.

- Organize a carpool. Go to pick everyone up in a taxi.

- E-mail nude gifs (graphic image files) of yourself to your coworkers. Tell them you got them off the Internet.

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