ENG Joke- You Know It's Time To Diet When....

1. You dance and it makes the band skip.

2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

• mayonnaise n. 美乃滋
  
• aspirin n. 阿斯匹靈
  

4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

5. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

6. You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

• milk carton 牛奶盒紙盒
  

7. You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

• shovel n. 鏟子。
  這裏為啥好笑?因為通常我們是說銀"湯匙(spoon)"....
  

8. You could sell shade.