ENG Joke- That's Not It

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

• deranged adj. 紊亂的、瘋狂的
• discharge
• n.
• 解職令、退伍證明書
• 釋放、解雇
• 排出、流出
• 執行、履行
• 卸貨
• 發射、開砲
  
• v.
• 使免除、使卸脫+from
• 允許離開、釋放、解雇
  
• 排放(液體)
• 卸貨+from/of
• (槍砲的)發射+at/into
  
• (水泡)出水
• 撤銷(法院命令)
  

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."