ENG Joke- Too Much Sugar

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

• light-headed adj. 頭昏眼花
  

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

• brunette n. 具深黑色頭髮與淺黑色皮膚的女子